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Snipp and Snopp
who (other than Swedes) knew that snipp and snopp were colloquial names for the penis and vagina in Sweden, eh ? – [don’t say reading madhatters isn’t educational] a video showing cartoon penises and...
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Folk asked to Fuck More
Thisted, which has a population of 13,000, has the lowest birth-rate in Denmark and there are concerns over the long-term future of schools and shops unless more babies are born the local council is...
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50 Shades of Grey
by Pam Ayres The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;… T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she...
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My Kind of Job
‘A multilingual person is desired, with knowledge of French a particular advantage‘ Hhmmm, excuse me while I go brush up on my French – got to be quick before ‘ratty’ spots this ad and beats me to it...
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Ideal Penis Size
a bunch of women draw what they consider to be their ideal penis size [I’m going to drown my fucken sorrows in whisky] :cry:
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International Masturbation Month
i’ve been practicing all year for this . . . http://tinyurl.com/oak8o6z working on a ‘hook grip’ to attain a ‘smooth snatch’ followed by a ‘clean jerk’
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Free Beer and Sex
in a protest against the taxes he has to pay, the owner of a brothel in Austria is offering a ‘summer special’ for 8 weeks only – as much beer and sex punters want, all for free!...
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Giant Penis on the Prowl
listen up, guys ‘safe’ sex does not mean giving a false name and address It’s about using a condom ! though not sure how effective this Norwegian ad is going to be in encouraging more guys to do so?
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Sex Toy Testers Wanted
The Swedish Employment Agency has taken down an ad on its website from a Sex Shop looking to recruit ‘testers’ to check out their range of sex toys – on the grounds it might cause offence – but not...
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Woman’s Sex Drive
today’s PSA from Madhatters is all about Road Safety when stationery in traffic, apply your vehicle’s hand-brake, folks Always ! sadly, this advice comes too late for one woman who failed to observe...
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So It’s True Then ?
seems all those jokes about welsh sheep shaggers have some basis in truth . . . (http://tinyurl.com/nz3u2ne)
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Tea or Sex ?
whatever – consent is everything ! Thames Valley Police’s “consent is everything” campaign uses tea as an analogy for sex to drive message home about the importance of ‘consent’
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Who’s Getting More Sex?
Hhmmm, wonder if there is anyone on madhatters we could ask whether this – http://tinyurl.com/nrurtpo – is true or not? :lol:
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Oops . . . Sorry !
I tripped – honest !a business man has been cleared of rape after a jury accepted his defence that he tripped and his penis accidentally penetrated a woman – http://tinyurl.com/ppy8yzn jeez, some folk...
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Way to Go, Girl !
some folk get ‘uncomfortable’ at the thought of their parents having a sex life, so I imagine this woman’s kids might be a tad embarrassed to have her sexual appetite and activities plastered all over...
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Combat Flu
if you want to avoid a bout of flu, seems sex is the answer – http://tinyurl.com/zxujeoc which is alright for you lot with partners but means I’m fucked aaaa . . . choo!
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Cumming and Going
it’s a fact of life that we all die what differs is the manner of our death some go peacefully; some suffer terribly – this guy, I imagine, passed over with smile on his face . . ....
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Sex and Dementia
a report by researchers at Coventry University has found old men with an active sex life are less likely to suffer from dementia – http://tinyurl.com/h52mam7 a report by researchers at Coventry...
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