Vintage booty
Tempest Storm had more sensuality in her left buttcheek than the entire Kardashian family put together.
View Article£4 for Sex
BBC exploration of the sad, sad state drug dependency has reduced some women to . . .
View ArticleAhhh, Old Spice
Say what you like, but on the right guy, this stuff works like a fricken pheromone.
View ArticleThere are so many levels of “awkward” here, even the sheep is uncomfortable
You better believe that poor sheep is uncomfortable, especially after last night. *rimshot
View ArticleThe guy who played Barney is now a Tantric-sex specialist
Seriously, you can’t make this shit up. Just imagine this face three inches from yours and try not to squirm…. I love you, You love me, Let’s get creepy nakedly.
View Article‘that’s not my clit, you idiot’
apparently, some men have no clear idea where a woman’s clitoris is how then does a woman – tactfully – tell her partner that piece of flesh he has been poking, prodding, and rubbing vigorously is NOT...
View ArticleHerpes and The Bachelor
Apparently, the “top reason applicants don’t make it onto the show” is herpes. I’m surprised they haven’t simply called it “the other rose” and incorporated it into the competition.
View ArticleBloxers, for the unwanted boners in your life
It takes a lot of balls to use the words “classy” and “Mr. Happy” in the same ad. They must be targeting a younger generation; I don’t know any gentleman over 55 who wasn’t relieved to see Mr. Happy.
View ArticleChastity Belts: Royal Seal of Approval
pic source who knew chastity belts could be re=purposed as holders for flower pots, or toilet rolls (Prince Charles), or a crown ? – http://tinyurl.com/y9bzoyyn
View ArticleBed Beats
‘I tried this app but it must have some bugs. Mine just kept repeating the Chicken Dance’ the above comment made me chuckle [he should be grateful it wasn’t stuck on ‘yakety sax‘] what App is this guy...
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