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Mom sends son to school with sex doll sheep for nativity play
When they said bad parenting, they meant frankincense and her.
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Snowmen have angry hate sex along Oregon highway
via They’re calling it “fighting” but, good people, I ask you to look at the evidence. (The creepy Christmas porno music just cinches it.)
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Safe Sex Not so Safe Warning
if you practice ‘safe sex’, well done for exhibiting a mature responsible attitude – [in my day, safe sex was not telling the girl your real name or where you lived] but you might want to read this...
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The Law of Attraction
via If you’re still smoking like a chimney, sleeping on sheets that don’t suit your skin tone, and fucking men you know nothing about, herpes shouldn’t come as that big of a surprise.
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Danish police
via That’s either a love letter to wanted criminals or the Danes have found a unique way of warming up the bedroom in a cold climate.
View ArticleImprisoned Penis Breakout
useful information to know ! . . via p.s., excuse me for being ‘picky’, but ‘using nothing but a condom wrapper‘ is not technically true – scissors are required also!
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Sex Warning
a word of advice to all madhatter readers – if you’re feeling a bit frisky but are allergic to penicillin, practice safe sex – check your partner isn’t taking anti-biotics – http://tinyurl.com/yysnlgyn
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Coitus Interruptus
. too much of a good thing is not always good for your health – http://tinyurl.com/y3vxrr4l
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Gay guy nails rape culture in 21 tweets
This rant is gold. I’ve never heard it put more eloquently, honestly, or succinctly. Fuck the ten commandments, this should be inscribed in granite outside every city hall in ‘Murica–you know, where...
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